Drunk Raccoon Breaks Into Liquor Store and Passes Out
In an unusual twist straight out of a cartoon comedy, employees at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, arrived at work early on a Saturday morning to a rather unexpected visitor. Lying motionless on the store’s bathroom floor was a raccoon — clearly disoriented, possibly hungover, and definitely intoxicated after what authorities believe was an overnight binge of alcohol.
The mysterious scene began to unfold after the staff discovered overturned bottles, scattered packaging, and paw prints leading through various aisles. It didn’t take long for them to find the culprit: an unconscious raccoon who somehow made his way into the store during the night and helped himself to several open bottles of liquor.
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Officials Respond Promptly
Alarmed but intrigued, store employees contacted Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter. Responders arrived on the scene and cautiously assessed the situation. The raccoon, although breathing and stable, was unresponsive. Officers noted classic signs of inebriation — lethargy, stumbling, and slow reactions. One officer dubbed him the “masked bandit,” referencing not only his eye markings commonly found on raccoons but also his liquor-fueled escapade.
The raccoon was gently transported to the shelter where he was placed under observation. Staff allowed him to rest as they monitored for any signs of alcohol poisoning or internal injuries.
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A Safe Recovery and Return to the Wild
After several hours of deep sleep, the raccoon began to stir. Staff noted that aside from sluggish movements, which they likened to a hangover, there were no serious injuries. The animal was deemed medically sound and stable enough to be returned to the wild later that day.
According to shelter officials, incidents involving wildlife indoors — especially in urban spaces — are becoming more common due to increased human-wildlife interaction. This particular case of a raccoon breaking into a liquor store is rare, but it brings awareness to the necessity of securing businesses and properties against curious (and sometimes mischievous) animal intruders.
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Lessons Learned
While this situation provided a humorous visual for those who stumbled across it online, wildlife experts stress the importance of ensuring public safety — for humans and animals alike. Local officials shared some helpful tips following the event:
- Secure access points: Make sure windows, vents, and delivery doors are properly shut and reinforced after business hours.
- Report unusual animal sightings: Contact local animal services if you observe creatures behaving strangely or encroaching into unsafe human environments.
- Remove attractants: Food and beverage products can lure wildlife into buildings. Properly store or dispose of these items securely.
The raccoon, now affectionately referred to by staff as “Boozy Bandit,” earned a temporary shelter stay and an amusing legacy. Fortunately, thanks to the quick action of Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter, this wild tale ended happily — with the furry intruder safely back in the forest, and hopefully avoiding liquor in the future.
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